With all the dysfunctional communication, unlimited texting, and pre-teens coming down with Bieber fever, this year has been a wild ride for the American family.
Mr. Husband, Family Members, Neighbors and Distinguished Pets:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Tradition requires that, from time to time, we submit to the household information about the state of the family. Families have always done this, in good times and bad, even when no one is actually listening.

But if you could stop texting for just a minute, we are confident that we can come together in recognition that our common interest in a workable plan for managing laundry and trash pickup is stronger than the problems we face. If the state of the family over the past year could be summed up in one word, that word would be “disarray.” It’s true.

From our finances to our cell phone plans to our completely dysfunctional system of communication, it’s obvious that this family faces challenges our forefamilies could not have imagined.

It didn’t help that Wall Street pulled the rug out from under the economy just as our children were hitting their teenage years. In hindsight, it probably wasn’t such a good idea to get them used to the idea of regular meals or unlimited texting, but in our defense, no one could have foreseen the consequences of having invested the bulk of our savings in orthodontia.

It has been a tough year. No one knows this better than the man who juggles our bills, changes our light bulbs and strenuously avoids getting dragged into our disputes. We’re talking about Dad, of course, and no State of the Family would be complete without acknowledging his tremendous contribution to our ongoing near-viability as a financial concern. Thanks to his efforts in an industry that is not yet completely obsolete, we are not yet living out of our car.

Dad teaches us that, no matter how strongly we may disagree with one another on the issues, he does not want to hear about it while ” Big Bang Theory” is on.

No matter how difficult things may be, there is no institution as resilient as the American Family. Just ask anyone who has ever tried to get out of Thanksgiving with the in-laws or spend the holidays on a cruise “just this once.”

Tell us about your family. The fun stuff and the not so fun stuff.   JG


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